Here's Looking At
You Jessica
by Kevin Barrett
http://mujca.com
My Moroccan hunt for alleged 9/11 suicide terrorist Waleed al-Shehri, who
has been reliably reported alive and well in Casablanca, was recently
interrupted by an urgent telegram from Libertarian instigator and Galileo
fan Rolf Lindgren:
MCBRIDE FIRED STOP WISCONSIN LIBERATED STOP
YOU CAN NOW RETURN SAFELY
A wistful faraway look
crept across my face as I turned to my piano player. "Well, Sham, I
guesh this is it. Waleed has disappeared to Malta with the falcon. And
McBride's reign of terror is over." Raising my glass of mint tea, I gazed
with mixed emotions at the portrait hanging beside Sam's piano--the portrait
of a beautiful blonde who betrayed me--and proposed a
toast: "Here's looking at you but not hearing you, Jessica."
* * *
Okay, I admit it -- I lied. It wasn't a telegram from Rolf, it was an email.
Rolf wanted me to post something about l'affaire McBride. It seems that
Jessica has been fired from her job as a conservative talk show host for
making some offensive remarks on the radio.
Ironically, less than a year ago it was Jessica McBride who wanted ME fired
for making allegedly offensive remarks on the radio--on her very show no
less. Here is Rolf's summary:
"Although Jessica McBride doesn't believe in conspiracies, she obviously
cooked up a plot with Steve Nass and Fox News to make Kevin Barrett a star.
She invited Kevin onto her show last June and made sure Nass and Fox News
were listening. Nass most likely had his press release, calling for Barrett
to be fired and comparing him to Ward Churchill, written before
Barrett even opened his mouth. The rest is history. Kevin Barrett is no Ward
Churchill. The 9/11 Truth Movement owes a big 'Thank you' to Jessica."
Thanks, Rolf. And yes, thank YOU too, Jessica.
Funny how ever since Jessica McBride went off on me I have been pointing out
that if expressing outrageous opinions on the radio is enough to get you
fired, Jessica McBride should have been given the boot a long time ago.
Now what goes around seems to have finally come around. I kept my job,
despite all the howls of insane outrage from McBride, Hannity, O'Reilly,
Steve Nass, and Mark Green, and the whimpers of inane disapproval from
Governor Doyle...and now it is Jessica who's looking through the want ads.
I have come to bury Jessica, not to insult her. So I won't go into how I
responded to her calling me "Wisconsin's Ward Churchill" and worse by
dubbing her McBride of Frankenstein and suggesting that she must be Ann
Coulter's evil twin.
Irony upon irony: I am now over-employed as--of all things--a conservative
talk show host. While Jessica mourns the loss of her lousy little local gig
with the moron-manipulating monopolists at the Journal-Sentinel cartel's
sorry little flagship WTMJ, I have three different shows on three national
networks: Genesis Communications, Republic Broadcasting, and We the People
Radio Network.
Hey Jessica--want to be a guest on one of my shows? We can argue about who
are the real conservatives--limited-government advocates like Ron Paul, or
the neo-nazis who seized power in the 9/11 coup d'etat and proceeded to
spend this nation into moral as well as financial bankruptcy.
This is your one chance to be on the radio, Jessica. Better take advantage
of it. Take it from me: You never know how your life might suddenly change
for the better, just for accepting an invitation from a conservative talk
show host.
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